Showing posts with label restaurants. Show all posts
Showing posts with label restaurants. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Our 'Veloma' Restaurant List

After almost three years in Mada, I realize that we've been a bit negligent in sharing some of our favorite spots so I've decided to start with a list of restaurants that we've enjoyed here in Tana.  I will flesh out this list as I have time--hopefully before we wrap up our tour here in the next few months (I'd started a fledgling list here a few years ago).

A word of caution for the newcomers--take TripAdvisor rankings with a grain of salt--most of them are written by Europeans who have much different standards and expectations for restaurant experience than your (above) average Yelp-loving American.  Don't believe me, go eat out in Paris.  Generally speaking, customer service-wise you can expect about 20% less attentiveness than in a typical Paris cafe.  95% of time your check will never be brought unless you ask for l'addition.  All that said, this is a pretty excellent place to eat out with kids--you won't get dirty looks from anyone (except tourists) when your kiddos are running rampant throughout the restaurant grounds.  Particularly strong kid-friendly restaurants will be marked with a *.  Oh, and don't assume all these places will take a credit card.  I always bring cash just in case.

Downtown Places

Villa Isaroka:  Groovy little spot owned by a french-malagasy family with whom we are friends.  The restaurant is housed in an old grand maison with several indoor and outdoor dining areas.  The sisters who manage the restaurant also make some great purses and bags that they sell abroad and at the restauarant.  

313: Three hundred thirteen is the height of the Eiffel Tower in meters.  Housed inside the Louvre hotel, I've written about the restaurant and Gustave Eiffel 'legend' here.  The only detractor from this restaurant is the ambiance and bright lighting--everything other aspect is superb.  We had easily the best customer service that we've experienced in Madagascar while there.   I recommend the ribeye steak of Madagascar--aka their sublime magret de canard--a point.  

*Cafe de la Gare: A favorite Saturday/Sunday brunch spot.  When it's nice out call ahead and make a reservation.  There's a grassy area for the kids and the restrooms are housed in an old caboose.  The menu is huge but if want attentive service you will need to chase down your server.  A few local beers on draft which is always a plus.

Hediard:  My favorite fancy place in Tana.  Yes, everyone's go-to is La Varangue but I prefer the modernity and clean lines of Hediard.  The older (1854 old) sister restaurant is in Paris.  Always good service and I've had some incredible salmon there (which is tres dificile a trouver in Madagascar).   

Le Be:  Probably my favorite "scene" restaurant in Tana.  it's always packed with locals and expats--either at the bar or at the tables.  The dining room is wide open so you can see everyone.  Their 'thing' is that they offer menus on IPADs--why not right?  Perfect place to go with a group of 6-8--call for reservations on the weekend.

Kudeta:  This popular euroexpat hotspot is pronounced like what happened here in 2009--get it?  If you are a foie gras person, this is a good place to start.  You can grab drinks down the hill at Old Jack Daniels No. 7 Bar.

Porquoi Pas:  This is a great small initmate shop owned by a french dude and his Malagasy wife/girlfriend. Not the easiest place to park but good food.  We went here for Valentines Day one year.

Le Carre: This is one of the few places serves sushi--sometimes that's a good thing, sometimes it's not.  My bride had great salmon nigiri once and disgusting tuna nigiri a different time.  Overall, though, great ambiance--especially if you sit outside.  Good service.  Receipts there do NOT break out the 20% VAT (for diplomats)

Tables des Haute Terraces (Palisandre Hotel):  This is a place you go for the view.  With an expansive outdoor terrace perched up in hauteville (high town), it's the perfect place for a que romantico date for lunch or dinner.  It also has a spa for massages and other spa services.  

La Varangue:  Personally I think this place is overrated.  It's the 'it' fancy place of choice for groups looking for a night on the town.  I just think it tries a little too hard and even then I've found the service to be pretty lackluster for a place that purports to be the best place in town.  All that said, I know tons of people who love it so you have to try it if you live here.  For me, though, I go to Le Be or Hediard instead.  

Le Carnivore:  This is the place that I always suggest for visitors.  It's a Brazilian-style steak house where they cut the roasted meats off large skewers right onto your plate.  Among the usual offerings (e.g. pork, chicken, steak) they also have steak and crocodile (no lemur though).  One time I came here and ate so many chicken wings and lamb that I woke up at three in the morning drenched in sweat and reeking of...meats.  Yes, the dreaded 'meat sweats'.  It's hit or miss trying to make a reservation here for a large group...once they tried to shake me down for a deposit just to make a reservation.  Here's a tip for life in Mada--never pay for anything up front.

Nerone: We really like the ambiance and decor of this place--clean, polished and modern.  Le Jardin Secret did all the aluminum pieces here.  The food, bread and pizza here were superb.

Le Petit Verdot:  Multi-level, cozy.  Classic French bistro joint.  It's a staple lunch place for work.

Il Rossini: Restaurant on the corner.  We bad the great fortune to be seated next to an old creepy french dude and his prostitute date.  Made for a really special evening to share the space with them.  Other than that, it's a great place with excellent food and a cool ambiance.  

Ozone Thai:  They don't take credit cards.  Good Thai food and they usually have live music on the weekends.  Some people have complained it smells like gasoline but we've never smelt it.

Korean Place down the street from Ozone (right next to Mansoon place with a bunch of vines on the front): Super delicious.

Sakamanga:  Very popular spot downtown.  Great for lunch.

L'Orion:  Nice seafood restaurant.  You can also do a cool chinese fondue/hotpot thing there.


Ivandry-ish places

*Emma Planque: My dated review is here.  This is a great spot for weekend lunch spot for families with their outdoor playgournd.

Le Grand Orient:  Their steak au trois poivres is the best in town.  They told me they cook it sous vide and I believe it--consistently tender and cooked perfectly.  We've probably been here close to 20 times over the past two years since it opened.  When the weather is nice they have an outdoor seating area with some corner tables that have a back, cushioned seat that's great for cuddling.  We also do take out from here quite often.

*Infinithe: Saturday morning staple--been here at least 60 times.  This is our Cheers--where everyone knows your name and order.  Huge garden area for kids to run rampant.  Their over-easy eggs (les oeufs au plat turner) are out of this world bad for you delicious.  I'd also argue that this place has the best ice cream in town.  They price it by the scoop and you can bring your own container if you'd like.

Tamboho: Yes, the hotel has a good restaurant inside.  An interesting difference between the US and much of Africa is that the hotels usually have the best restaurants.  Whenever I send officers to study in the US, I always encourage them to leave their hotels to eat and have to explain to them that in the United States, hotel restaurants aren't usually the best choice.  Anyway, Tamboho has great food and also has cold THB on tap.

La Plantation:   This is a date night staple--especially during the rainy season.  It's classic french cuisine for the most part but the ambiance is kind of a Havana vibe.  My favorite item--when they have it--is the wild boar (sanglier) stew which they make in a red wine sauce.  They also make a good gazpacho...although they've changed the recipe for it a few times so we're never sure what we are going to get.  This is also a great spot for lunch.  It's not exactly kid friendly but if you sit outside there's tons of little geckos your kiddos can chase after.  

*L'Orientale:  Cool little Lebanese spot that also has a (pricey) Sunday brunch.  There's a small playground here as well.  Some people stop by their just to pick up an order of the pita bread.  It never hurts to bring some bug spray with you if you are going to dine on the patio.  

Palladios (Jumbo Score location):  I've never been that impressed by the Palladio near to Dzamas.  But grabbing a meal inside at the Palladios in the Jumbo Score complex is excellent.  They put together a delicious magret de canard au miel  and have several of the local beers on tap.  

Dzama:  The national purveyor of Malagasy rum (which they sell in the boutique to the right when you enter) also has a great restaurant and little bar.

The bar could be even cooler if they made the drinks faster...but that's a national problem here.  There's nowhere in Madagascar where you will find the snappy, quick bar service like you would in the states.  Order a cuba libre and it could literally take your barkeep 3-5 minutes as he tongs in the ice cubes one by one, slowly opens a bottle of coke, carefully measures out a small shot of rum, finds a lime, walks to the back to get a cutting board, finds a knife, slowly cuts a slice or two of the lime, and then finally completes the cocktail.  It would probably blow their mind to see a bartender at a crowded spot in the US put together a rum and coke in literally 10 seconds.  Again, though, not a Dzama problem...just how things are in these here parts:)

A quick note on the Dzama rum, the best bottle to get is in the shape of a squat rectangle with a black label--I wanna say its only 40,000MGA.  This is the one that I always advise visitors to take home--it's a rich, full flavored rum with hints of vanilla that you can drink neat or with a diet coke.  They also have some great aged rums that drink more like a scotch--you can taste them all at the bar as well.

*Chez Lorenzo:  Good weekend lunch spot for pizza and more--I wrote about it here.

Other Parts of Town

*Jardin Secret: Not the easiest place to find--I wrote about it here.  Good spots for a girls lunch/tea.  The artist owner also makes all the aluminum stuff you see in town.

Combava:  Close-ish to the US Embassy this hotel restaurant is a nice little spot for lunch.  They also do a good magret de canard when it's not overcooked.  When ordering the delicious duck breast you should treat it like a good steak--if you like it cooked anymore than a point (medium rare)--then you should probably order something else because you will lose most of the taste.

SRP (Snack Restaurant Pizzeria):  So this place doesn't have a formal name that I know of.  There's a small sign that says "Snack Restaurant Pizzeria" but that's about it.  It's tucked back almost directly across the street from the Mormon church that's next to the US Embassy (NOT in the Leader Price parking lot complex).  During lunch hours it has a small blackboard sign out front.  This place caters mainly to locals or expats (*clears throat) in the know.  There's a multitude of Malagasy dishes as well as french bistro items and simple dishes like grilled chicken.  Of all the places on this post--it's easily the cheapest because it's priced for locals.  You can have a delicious lunch here for 7000 MGA ($2.30).

Leader Price Restaurant:  This is the restaurant connected to the Leader Price across from the US Embassy. From 1130 to 1400 it's always packed with locals and expats alike.  They have daily specials but I always stick with the steak-frites.  The cut of steak is surprisingly tender but requires a few shakes of salt. The roll they give with your meal is also yummy.

Chinese Place towards the airport:



Friday, April 3, 2015

Chez Marcelline by the sea--Fort Dauphin's #1 Restaurant at Ankoba Beach

Chez Marcelline is a lovely beachfront restaurant on Ankoba Beach.  It's open and airy and about as close to a Key West feel as you are going to get in this Hemisphere--the perfect spot for a Cuba Libre or Dark N' Stormy (unfortunately they only have the former).






Marcelline is the name of the older Malagasy woman who owns the restaurant.  Most days her son runs the show out front.  The day we were there we had a itinerant French server who was getting ready to head back to Paris--she'd linked up with Marcelline's son on some kind of beach bum safari.


As you can see from the picture below, there also used to be a brit who ran a surf school.  Nowadays Marcelline's son runs that show and takes groups on seasonal surfing trips around Madagascar.  I'd never heard much about the surf here but the Born Naked Facebook page has some pictures that look like decent breaks...maybe just not breaks that you travel halfway around the world for.





Related Links:
Beaches of Fort Dauphin and other weird french words

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Le Carre--the Art of the Impossible--Adventures in VAT battles--or For Your Convenience

This is not a restaurant review.  If it were I would say that Le Carre is stylish but missed the mark with fishy tuna sushi.  I would add what I call the #madacaveat: we have plenty of friends that have had great sushi at Le Carre (even salmon sashimi on occasion--although there were out of it the night we were there), indeed, great meals there but like nearly every restaurant in town--it's hit or miss.

But again, this is not a restaurant review.  This is about getting a receipt with your VAT.  Now if there's one thing that the French influence has left imprinted on the 'hospitality' industry here (aside from some truly great cuisine) it is a 'no can do' attitude:

Willing to pay extra for a plate of salmon sashimi instead of the mixed sashimi plate on the menu? Sorry sir, that is impossible.
For your convenience, we don't allow any changes to the menu

Happily--Le Carre proved an exception.  The facture that we were presented with did not break out the Value Added Tax (VAT) which, for the uninitiated, is a 20% tax that diplomats are eventually refunded by the host nation (contrary to popular belief it is NOT part of Vienna Convention but rather is an international reciprocal courtesy).   Anyway, while the server was dumbfounded when I tried to explain to him that I would like a receipt that showed the 20% VAT, he complied when I asked him to check with the manager to see what they could do.  As you can see in the second picture--they figured it out.

Bravo Le Carre--we will return!

This is what they can give at Le Carre:


Monday, February 23, 2015

Sapporo--Living on a Prayer--Karaoke in Ivandry

Sapporo gets mixed reviews from the expat community here--some people have had great meals there and others have had less than stellar meals there--but then that's the story of dining out in Madagascar.


We took Emily's Dad and stepmom there on a Friday night a few weeks ago.  We had a great meal there.

We walked up the stairs and saw a nicely decorated open-plan dining room, as well as two 4-top tables partitioned behind sliding privacy doors.  We took the private area.  I am eager to revisit Sapporo to see if they've stepped up there 'drinks game.'  They had no wine and no liquor (with the exception of a korean quasi-rum with was quasi-good) and a very limited selection of beer.  Now we visited there right after they had just opened so I will give them the benefit of the doubt.

You can see the menu below--its well-priced and has a Japanese focus.  The food all came in a timely manner and was well-prepared.  The salmon filet there was good but they said they get it from Leader Price--this is surprising because the salmon at Leader Price is frozen and the filet they served there was pretty good.  The Korean owner (he also owns the KIM STAR place on the right when you are headed to the airport) said that his end vision is to eventually serve French and Korean cuisine as well.

BUT HERE'S THE THING--the food is almost irrelevant (as long as the serve the 'beverage' problem) because Sapporo has something that no other restaurants in Ivandry have: KARAOKE!

The four of us ended up closing out Sapporo's that evening as the lovely proprietors allowed us to delve deep into their karaoke setlist.  2/3 of their book is in Korean but there's more than enough material for a good night there.  An added bonus is that completely incongruent muted Korean music videos play in the background while the subtitles flash across the screen.  The owners eventually quasi-kicked us out around midnight but were excellent hosts and a blast to hang out with.

TIP: With a group of about 20 people you could pretty much reserve the dining room and have the place to yourself for a night of soulful Beyonce and Aerosmith ballads.





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Karaoke





Saturday, January 3, 2015

One city, 73 restaurants--Eating out and drinking wine in Antananarivo

The following link is from a former IMF economist (Dr. Schiller) who lived in Madagascar for three years in the early 90's eating and drinking wine at the various restaurants in Tana.  He visited again at the end of 2011 and wrote up this fairly ambitious and expansive list (A-Z 73 restaurants!) that is worth reading.  All the information is not likely to be current but it will surely give those of us who live here some new ideas.  His post also has some nice color and background on Madagascar.

http://schiller-wine.blogspot.com/2012/02/comprehensive-guide-in-alphabetic-order.html
Screenshot from his blog




Schiller also does a nice job delving into the Malagasy wine scene--the only person to have done it that I know of.  At the very least he offers some nice points of departure for the vazaha like myself.
http://schiller-wine.blogspot.com/2010/10/wines-of-madagascar.html
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He also gives a nice endorsement and background/history on the  Clos Nomena label wine (unfortunately their vineyard is about 56 km from Fianrantsoa so we likely won't ever have the chance to visit):
http://schiller-wine.blogspot.com/2011/11/clos-nomena-taking-wine-of-madagascar.html

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Thursday, January 1, 2015

A sunken ship, a lighthouse, Gustave Eiffel, drunken Rugby players and honey-vanilla sauce: Date night at 313

If the 313 (trois cent treize) continues with the superior service and make a minor lighting adjustment, it may take the reins as the best restaurant in Madagascar.


UPDATE: 1 MAR 2015
I took my beautiful wife here for a date night  a few weeks ago.  I was intrigued after reading  the Hotel du Louvre's website that implies that Gustave Eiffel was a consultant in designing its six story structure--stating that he was already in Madagascar working on a bridge near Nosy Be.  Its narrative goes on describe the building's pre-fabrication happening in France in 1928 and then being shipped to Madagascar.  That ship, however, sunk and another had to be shipped.  After much unnecessary research, though, the claimed Eiffel heritage, shows to be rather suspect.  If you are interested in going down the Eiffel in Mada rabbit hole scroll down below.  Otherwise, I will continue with the restaurant review.

I was a bit nervous when we first entered the hotel and found our way to the restaurant.  To get to the seating area you must pass by the bar (it borders the restaurant)which was overflowing with creatine-swilling Rugby playing ogres that were likely drinking the bar dry.  Luckily they vacated the area a few minutes into our meal.  

Let me get the bad out of the way.  The entire seating area is open and frankly feels a little cafeteria-like due to the intensity and brightness of the lighting.  Ideally, a restaurant's lighting would be more dim and intimate than the lighting for the rest of the hotel.  Such a contrast assures the diner that they are ensconced in a special place.  

Now that that is out of the way--the good.  While the menu is similar to most French restaurants here in Tana--it is executed perfectly.   We had a starter of crisp and perfect flavorful calamari followed by the steak au trois poivres for me and the duck breast for Emily.  The duck breast really was a revelation with a honey-vanilla sauce that nearly elicited inappropriate moans from me.  They also have an affordable wine list--a rarity for Madagascar.  We had a delightful bordeaux superior that we capped with top of the sparkling water bottle and took home to enjoy the next morning day evening.

The service, however, was what amazed me.  Service here in Mada just is not a priority at most places.  Waiters here don't hawk your tables like they do in the US--they aren't paying attention to water levels, wine levels, meal progress.  Instead the mass majority of servers here display if not a french indifference then a decided obliviousness to the idea of customer service.  Our waiter Nirina chez 313 refilled our waters and wines, monitored our progress and checked--yes he checked!--if our main dishes were prepared to our liking (if you live here in Mada you realize how astonishing this is).   

Finally, our waiter had stamina!  There's nothing worse than a great meal and service and then the staff peters out when are finished--leaving you languishing in a desert of can I just get the check and pay and leave pretty pretty please?!  Our check was brought promptly and our credit card processed expediently.  

The only downside to such a pleasant experience is the chance that it was a fluke--we would be crestfallen to return and not experience the same high quality service and attention to culinary details.  













































No one will tell you that you can't leave with your half drunk bottle de vin



The Rabbit hole:
So supposedly, Eiffel was in Madagascar on another project when he was tapped to consult on the building of the Louvre.  Now the italian wikipedia entry notes that he was in Madagascar in 1899 (but the English one does not) to design an "appontement" which I translated to a "landing stage."  His official website, maintained by his living descendants, notes that the appontement was in Tamatave.  This is in contrast to the hotel website that states he was working on a bridge in the northern part of the country by Nosy Be.  




















A few points to note:

  • Gustave died in December 1923.  The construction on the Hotel du Louvre began in 1928.
  • In February 1893, Eiffel was found guilty of the misuse of funds in the failed French project to build the Panama Canal.  He was fined 20,000 ($120,000 today) francs and sentenced to two years in prison but was later acquitted.  
  • After the trial (in 1893) he resigned from the Board of Directors for his company saying that "I have absolutely decided to abstain from any participation in any manufacturing business from now on, and so that no one can be misled and to make it most evident that I intend to remain absolutely uninvolved with the management of the establishments which bear my name, I wish to that my name should disappear from the name of the company."
  • All this to say, that is is highly unlikely the Eiffel himself was in Madagascar in 1899 or anytime thereafter.  It is much more likely that his former company worked on the Hotel du Louvre fabrication and other projects in Madagascar.  


For instance the 1978 Lonely Planet makes note of a Eiffel-designed chimney at a hotel in Joffreville near Diego Suarez:  Le Domaine de Fontenay (033 11 345 81; wwwlefontenay-madagascar.com; r €120) This luxurious and charming hotel is one of Madagascar’s best. It has eight very chic bungalows with stone floors, huge wood-and-marble bathrooms and fourposter beds. The restaurant in the old farmhouse features a chimney designed by Gustave Eiffel, of the Tower fame. It also has an orchid garden, giant tortoises and a private nature reserve with lemurs, reptiles, birds and great views over Diego’s bay. English is spoken

Again, highly unlikely that Eiffel himself designed this fireplace--rather his company.  

The official Eiffel website does corroborate the work of his company in Madagascar on steel railroads (see page 49 of this document).  

The website also notes that his company--really his former company--constructed bridges near  l’Ambovaroa et le Lohaomby in Madagascar between 1904-1912. 

Finally, I will leave you with a picture of a lovely lighthouse that was "prefabricated by the firm of Gustave Eiffel" in 1909.  Again, my research shows that he was not part of this firm anymore in 1909.  An interesting note is that following his retirement from civil engineering he had a successful second career in meteorology and aerodynamics.  

If anyone has a good biography or film recommendation on Eiffel, please comment below as I am discovering him to be a fascinating individual.  


Lighthouse in Nosy Iranja

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Emma Planque Review--great for a date night

27 SEP 2015 Update:  Since our review below (from January 2014), Emma Planque has moved to a street just past the American school.  

Emma Planque Review

Despite a rather 'watery cold start', Emma Planque delivers--we will be returning
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Came here for a date night with my stunning bride and we weren't disappointed.  

We made reservations here for a Thursday with slight trepidation since no one from the embassy here had been to Emma Planque--word on the street was that EP had recently opened.

Turns out that EP opened in November 2012 but the owner (a Malagasy woman I believe) said they only recently started advertising (see excerpt from a back issue of NOCOMMENT.MG at the bottom of this blog post)  Although our waiter said they had only been open a month and a half (but maybe he meant HE had only been working there that long).  

We pulled up to the restaurant which is located in a residential neighborhood adjacent to SIDI apartments.  It appears the property is likely dual-use and has a small parking lot with an attendant on the premises.  We were the only people there that evening and I wondered if it would have been open and staffed had we not called earlier in the day.  

DECOR:  The restaurant was cute but missing some finishing/finer touches.  There was a distracting strip of track lighting that one could replace with a chandelier.  The lights themselves could have used dimmer bulbs--if one happened to be pointed out at you--it could be borderline blinding.  But overall a very cute set up--the outdoor patio had some seating that looked very cozy.  

SERVICE:  Outstanding!  Our orders were taken in a timely manner.  Wine was served correctly and refilled attentively throughout the evening.  The waiters were friendly and the owner stopped by and checked on us.  

FOOD:  Only two sour notes.  The gazpacho--do not order it.  It was very watery and thin--unappetizing.  I would recommend they try the recipe here for future batches.   If you are a gazpacho lover try Plantation Cafe--my darling bride swoons for their spot-on gazpacho.  The white tuna sashami.  I was salivating when I saw this on the menu.  What I received was a healthy portion of partially still frozen sashimi.  The ice crystals actually crunched as I ate it--there was no buttery savoryness to it to say the least.  The soy sauce-ISH mixture lacked something too-maybe soy sauce.  The wasabi was good though.  

Don't let this two low points dissuade you though--the rest of our meal was excellent.  The amuse-bouche that the chef sent out was excellent.  I had a perfectly cooked t-bone--ish steak and my bride had the sesame shrimp--both were worth returning for.  

We shared I drank a Cote du Rhone (2010, they were out of the 2008 listed on the menu) which the perfect accompaniment to a steak a point.  Like most restaurants here the wine by the glass menu n'existe pas.  

Lastly, it's not food obviously but they did have a cigar menu which was a nice touch--I could see my self enjoying one on the outdoor patio while draped across one of their couches.  

BATHROOM: Small but clean.  Instead of paper towels they have cloth wash cloths which were clean but a few were probably ready for retirement.  



Amuse bouche
Don't order the gazpacho
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Address (whatever that means here):
lot 2 K 60ter A | IvandryAntananarivoMadagascar
Phone20 22 427 76
Takes Credit Cards: ???  We paid cash.
Delivery: No.
Take Out:  ???
Parking Lot:  Yes.
Parking Attendant: Yes.
Outdoor Seating: Outdoor Covered Patio
High Chairs:  ???
Clean Bathrooms: Yes. But unisex and small. 
Languages: French  with some English Translation on the Menu.
Email:  emmaplanque261@gmail.com
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Emma-Planque/138963952936381
Website: ???
Hours: ???

Thursday, December 19, 2013

What It's Like: To Find the number for a Restaurant

From Jack:
What It's Like: To Find the number for a Restaurant in Antananarivo

The restaurants in Antananarivo have been excellent thus far.  I have only been to a few: Le Grand Orient, La Plantation, and Le Carnivore--but my darling wife has been to a good smattering of them for lunch during the day.  While the languid speed of service often leaves ample room for improvement (think Paris speed but without the snooty waiters), the food itself has impressed me (as well as the low prices)!

Finding information for a restaurant in Antananarivo, Madagascar, however, is a  much more difficult affair for those of us accustomed to gentlemenly ease of YELP, SeamLess, OpenTable, GrubHub on the world wide interwebs--namely because it turns out that the world wide interweb is not as worldly or wide (or webby) as one assumes living in the cushy, connected northwestern hemisphere.   For those of us with parents of a certain age, these elderly founders of our nation would no doubt feel at ease in the very papered and Yellow-Pagey 3rd world.  I mean, who among us hasn't embarked on a road trip somewhere and had a parent inquire as to whether or not we had a map packed away.

A MAP! A map you say!

 How cute.

How...dare I say it...retro--I can almost picture an old folded map ironically jutting out from the glove compartment of one of my hipster relative's car as he blasts the latest indie violin-polka album whilst sporting suspenders, a straw beret and impossibly tight acid washed jean capris...ahem...but I digress..


Instead here in Tana, one needs to find a free promotional tourism booklet that comes out periodically here in Tana.  At the back of which one will find an (incomplete) listing of restaurants here in town with their phone numbers.  Of course as you can see from my annotation, the numbers aren't always correct.

You might also note that there aren't any addresses for the restaurants below.  Try typing the name of most restaurants below in google maps and you won't get much a result for most of them.  For a few of them you will get a few questionableTripAdvisor reviews with outdated or outright fictitious restaurant information.  This largely stems from the fact that the majority of streets in Madagascar don't have names and they certainly don't have street signs (although this is slowly changing).  

So one is relegated to using Oregon-Trailish directions when describing the location of a restaurant:  "So you go past the American School until you get to Devil's Triangle, then you go straight past two sets of rice paddies and turn left just after the Lutheran Church--you won't think it's a street but don't worry people in the market will get out of your vehicle's way" (this is a near verbatim excerpt of directions I have commonly received). 

Luckily google maps has a mapmaker function where you can edit their map and even add restaurants and stores.  Some of the good ones have already been added: brunch n bio is on there already (albeit in the wrong location) to name one. 

In some future posts we will posts our own MELP (mada + yelp...get it) reviews of the local fare to include snapshots of the menu since you can't find those online either.  By the way, le grand orient below does takeout (for our readers in the US this is a big deal)!